Cross-Cultural Investigations of Humping
The Crucial Factor in Planning Sex Romps with Germans
My first sexy time with a German took place in a closet during a house party in Paris. Then, a year later, a Germanic rogering came to pass in the showers of a Romanian hostel, and a little after that I boinked my third German in a park in Berlin. These, by the way, are the only times I’ve ever had sex …
Tinder: More Useful to Travelers than Couchsurfing or Google Maps?
Road-Tindering gets you into the coffee shops, pants, and hearts of the locals, sure. But the app can also lead you to truly weird adventures in lovely spots that you’d never have found in hours of searches through forums and travel sites. So it is that this rogue nomad has signed up on Tinder — you know, for research purposes, and not due …
The One Rule for Seducing the French
It’s understandable that some of you dear readers want to kiss, date, fuck or even marry the French. I discourage it, though; there are so many less complicated and more fun cultures for romance and humping. But I’ve been frequently asked for advice on the topic, and while I have none of my own, I can pass on the …
Finally: Scientists Say My Nighttime Airborne Upside-Down Sex Romps Make Me Smarter
Lucid dreaming means sky-banging, and better self-reflection
The Laws of American Dating, as Explained by the French
Taking a step back to look at the weirdness of dating à l’américaine
Paris’ Most Fashionable Plaza Gets a Butt Plug
Erasing the final trace of distinction between modern art and trolling, Paul McCarthy has installed a giant green butt plug in Paris’ most fashionable plaza, the Place Vendôme. The work is called “Tree”, but McCarthy knew every well what he was doing: Un “plug anal” géant installé place Vendôme by lemondefr Predictably, right wing parties are …
Asexual Iowan Face-Sucking, Explained for the Europeans
What to do when you find yourself kissing a hot asexual? And how do you explain apparently randy Iowan asexuality to Europeans?
Mapping Out the World’s Dicks and Booze
The internet offers somewhat reliable maps on these important subjects
The Horrors of Sex, Pain and the Human Brain
It’s late at night, you’re a gentleman dung beetle, and you’ve packed together a delicious ball of shit. Now, for safe-keeping, you’d like to roll it far, far away from the other feasting critters at the dung pile. If you can do that, you just might be able to convince a lady dung beetle to fuck …
How French Teenagers Sneak a First Kiss
Believe it or not,[*]. the French go through that same awkward, sexually anxious stage as the rest of us: adolescence. They need strategies, games and excuses to sneak that first kiss. Fortunately, they have oodles; some of the following popular strategies may sound familiar to you, others are uniquely French. 1. “On va pas payer le …
The Crucial Factor in Planning Sex Romps with Germans
My first sexy time with a German took place in a closet during a house party in Paris. Then, a year later, a Germanic rogering came to pass in the showers of a Romanian hostel, and a little after that I boinked my third German in a park in Berlin. These, by the way, are the only times I’ve ever had sex …
Tinder: More Useful to Travelers than Couchsurfing or Google Maps?
Road-Tindering gets you into the coffee shops, pants, and hearts of the locals, sure. But the app can also lead you to truly weird adventures in lovely spots that you’d never have found in hours of searches through forums and travel sites. So it is that this rogue nomad has signed up on Tinder — you know, for research purposes, and not due …
The One Rule for Seducing the French
It’s understandable that some of you dear readers want to kiss, date, fuck or even marry the French. I discourage it, though; there are so many less complicated and more fun cultures for romance and humping. But I’ve been frequently asked for advice on the topic, and while I have none of my own, I can pass on the …
Finally: Scientists Say My Nighttime Airborne Upside-Down Sex Romps Make Me Smarter
Lucid dreaming means sky-banging, and better self-reflection
The Laws of American Dating, as Explained by the French
Taking a step back to look at the weirdness of dating à l’américaine
Paris’ Most Fashionable Plaza Gets a Butt Plug
Erasing the final trace of distinction between modern art and trolling, Paul McCarthy has installed a giant green butt plug in Paris’ most fashionable plaza, the Place Vendôme. The work is called “Tree”, but McCarthy knew every well what he was doing: Un “plug anal” géant installé place Vendôme by lemondefr Predictably, right wing parties are …
Asexual Iowan Face-Sucking, Explained for the Europeans
What to do when you find yourself kissing a hot asexual? And how do you explain apparently randy Iowan asexuality to Europeans?
Mapping Out the World’s Dicks and Booze
The internet offers somewhat reliable maps on these important subjects
The Horrors of Sex, Pain and the Human Brain
It’s late at night, you’re a gentleman dung beetle, and you’ve packed together a delicious ball of shit. Now, for safe-keeping, you’d like to roll it far, far away from the other feasting critters at the dung pile. If you can do that, you just might be able to convince a lady dung beetle to fuck …
How French Teenagers Sneak a First Kiss
Believe it or not,[*]. the French go through that same awkward, sexually anxious stage as the rest of us: adolescence. They need strategies, games and excuses to sneak that first kiss. Fortunately, they have oodles; some of the following popular strategies may sound familiar to you, others are uniquely French. 1. “On va pas payer le …