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“Marry me, darling, for I have cows!” — picking up girls in a disappearing tongue
Galician is uniquely rich in fixed expressions for that romantic-but-vexing moment when a man sees something he’d like to fuck. Many languages (French and Catalan come to mind) have their own clichéd versions of “do you come here often?” but Galician, in spite of losing its lexical footing a bit as it mixes with Spanish, is balls-out prolific …
Pickup lines to score you hot Catalan girls
The world’s sexiest women are Catalan. They’re gorgeous, laid back, kinda grungy, and infinitely sweet.* So what do you gotta do to bang, smooch, or marry one? Former dictator Francisco Franco has inadvertently given us a leg up, with the collective mindfuck he caused by banning the region’s language. Today’s Catalans get very excited about …
Yes, It's Possible to Flirt with Dutch Men! Expats Living in Amsterdam Reveal Their Secrets
Dutchmen are a challenge, but the rewards are there for those who know how to go after them
What are the tackiest French pick-up lines?
Using a pickup line in your native tongue is a dubious move. But in a foreign language the mispronounced equivalent of “Do you come here often?” can be funny, even endearing. The following are very clichéd classics; say them earnestly, falteringly, and for once your bewildered foreigner status may work in your favor. T’as des …
Should you laugh flirtatiously when on a date in Russia?
A young woman explains Russian dating to Tipsy Pilgrim. Also answered: How important is it to have money or at least a petrol station when trying to impress the ladies?